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who’s with me on this?
Here’s mine: My older brother and I had adjacent rooms with a bathroom across the hallway. I heard him go into the bathroom, and on a complete whim, I jumped up, left my room, quietly shut my door, went into his room, and got under his bed. He finished a few seconds later, flushed, came back into his room, and shut the door

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Best startled-someone-shitless story?
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Magnitude 7.4 Earthquake – South Island, New Zealand
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I brought this girl home from the bar and she and I started messing around. We started taking off our clothes and she said to me, “Wait, I just want you to know I really want to have sex with you but, I have chlamydia.” So girls, THANK YOU FOR TELLING US THAT YOU HAVE DISEASES.

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Reddit, I was about to have sex with a girl and she told me she had an STI.
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One of the trapped Chilean miners might be better off staying underground.
I have a friend that lives in Cottonwood. His sons birthday is tomorrow and he is supposed to compete in an Airsoft tournament on Saturday.

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Well this meme is officially dead.