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Here’s mine: My older brother and I had adjacent rooms with a bathroom across the hallway. I heard him go into the bathroom, and on a complete whim, I jumped up, left my room, quietly shut my door, went into his room, and got under his bed. He finished a few seconds later, flushed, came back into his room, and shut the door

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Best startled-someone-shitless story?

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My brother started "Mormon Bubbling" photos of his friends, the results are hilarious…

Since this coming 10th of October is a special day being 10/10/10 (no mater what format you are using) and since in binary 101010 = 42, I was thinking that it would be a truly geek moment to honor one of the greatest scifi writers even Doug Adams.

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Hey Reddit, what do you all think about making it Douglas Adams day here on this upcoming 10th of September?

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This is no cave.

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Muslim whose son died on 9/11: "Now I’m getting hate mail."

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I brought this girl home from the bar and she and I started messing around. We started taking off our clothes and she said to me, “Wait, I just want you to know I really want to have sex with you but, I have chlamydia.” So girls, THANK YOU FOR TELLING US THAT YOU HAVE DISEASES.

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Reddit, I was about to have sex with a girl and she told me she had an STI.

I brought this girl home from the bar and she and I started messing around. We started taking off our clothes and she said to me, “Wait, I just want you to know I really want to have sex with you but, I have chlamydia.” So girls, THANK YOU FOR TELLING US THAT YOU HAVE DISEASES.

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Reddit, I was about to have sex with a girl and she told me she had an STI.

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Oh Top Gear…..